"You know when your friends are talking to you, but you’re not listening because you’re concentrating on not farting?"
- The 8 year old I baby sit (via miraguey)
(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie, via letsfack)
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
(Source: poetgrl, via chiefsittingbull)
"the only reason i would be upset that i had a gay child is that at one point they would encounter people like you"
- my grandma to my homophobic grandma (via ellendenotsogeneres)
(Source: s-tyles, via chiefsittingbull)